Funday Monday, or so I have been told. I haven’t written to you since last week for two reasons, of which I will only give you one now and the other at the end of this post. I have just now finished digesting all of the food that I ate on Thanksgiving Day. What’s that... Read More »
You all know what it is. I have an ugly face. Perhaps I was born this way, and it is something that I cannot help, but I am ugly. I have tried all sorts of matter of things, but nothing helps, I am ugly and that is all there is.
How ugly am I? You... Read More »
Greetings and Salutations from the Desk of Lewis F. Jones
Hello my faithful readers. Tomorrow is “Oh Shit!!!” Day (to turkeys and P.E.T.A.), and Thanksgiving (to the rest of us). Let us all have great meals as the lives of the turkey, which I hath created for you, lay dead and stuffed through their assholes... Read More »
Ta-daaaaaa!!!
I’m back, and you don’t even have to thank me. Youre most stupendous host is back on the Riot Site. Now, I know what you’ve been thinking.
“Why doesn’t Lew, the almighty talk to us?” or “Why hath we kept his divine presence from manifesting in fronteth our computer screen?”
Well, it’s simple. I... Read More »
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