From the Desk of Lew Jones,
Hello, and Merry Christmas my little monsters! Wait, what the fuck? Sorry about that, I was possessed by Lady Gaga for a minute. Anyway Happy Kwanzaa, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Days Off to all the Athiests.
Anyway, off to our weekly discussions.
I was talking to... Read More »
From the Desk of Lewis F. Jones Esq.,
It’s a rainy day in Chicago, which is fucking scary, because it’s December. If another person tells me there’s no such thing as global warming; I shall sticketh mine umbrella up his arse and open it. Speaking of opening umbrellas in peoples asses; I saw “Singing in... Read More »
A good friend of mine and I were shopping at Trader Joe’s yesterday, which is something I said that I would never do. While we were strolling through the aisles I noticed all of the stuff that I wouldn’t buy when I noticed that they had a beer section.
Well boys and girls, Lew doesn’t... Read More »
Greetings and Salutations from the Desk of Lewis F. Jones
Woe be the day that Lew Jones hath wrought (I hope I spelled that right). Anyway, Lew Jones has been laid up(no not laid, as in sex, you nasty thought having people, but honestly from Riot Inside fans, I’d expect nothing less) for the past... Read More »
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