From the Desk of Lew Jones,
Hello, and Merry Christmas my little monsters! Wait, what the fuck? Sorry about that, I was possessed by Lady Gaga for a minute. Anyway Happy Kwanzaa, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Days Off to all the Athiests.
Anyway, off to our weekly discussions.
I was talking to... Read More »
From the Desk of Lewis F. Jones Esq.,
It’s a rainy day in Chicago, which is fucking scary, because it’s December. If another person tells me there’s no such thing as global warming; I shall sticketh mine umbrella up his arse and open it. Speaking of opening umbrellas in peoples asses; I saw “Singing in... Read More »
A good friend of mine and I were shopping at Trader Joe’s yesterday, which is something I said that I would never do. While we were strolling through the aisles I noticed all of the stuff that I wouldn’t buy when I noticed that they had a beer section.
Well boys and girls, Lew doesn’t... Read More »
Greetings and Salutations from the Desk of Lewis F. Jones
Woe be the day that Lew Jones hath wrought (I hope I spelled that right). Anyway, Lew Jones has been laid up(no not laid, as in sex, you nasty thought having people, but honestly from Riot Inside fans, I’d expect nothing less) for the past... Read More »
Funday Monday, or so I have been told. I haven’t written to you since last week for two reasons, of which I will only give you one now and the other at the end of this post. I have just now finished digesting all of the food that I ate on Thanksgiving Day. What’s that... Read More »
Greetings and Salutations from the Desk of Lewis F. Jones
Hello my faithful readers. Tomorrow is “Oh Shit!!!” Day (to turkeys and P.E.T.A.), and Thanksgiving (to the rest of us). Let us all have great meals as the lives of the turkey, which I hath created for you, lay dead and stuffed through their assholes... Read More »
Ta-daaaaaa!!!
I’m back, and you don’t even have to thank me. Youre most stupendous host is back on the Riot Site. Now, I know what you’ve been thinking.
“Why doesn’t Lew, the almighty talk to us?” or “Why hath we kept his divine presence from manifesting in fronteth our computer screen?”
Well, it’s simple. I... Read More »
I have nothing to write about, I just love seeing my picture on top of the blog list.
Bye,
Lew
Practicing with Stefan this morning. Unfortunately we had to do battle with raging cyclopses and titans. But I struck them with lightning because I am a God and saved the day!!!
Well it looks like we won the grand prize and apparently we’re still here. At least until some time in October. Go figure. Just as you all are discovering the greatest thing in life(my blog), you all only have four more months to live. T’is sad, but since I along with my bandmates are immortal... Read More »
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