Apple Cider Beer

A good friend of mine and I were shopping at Trader Joe’s yesterday, which is something I said that I would never do. While we were strolling through the aisles I noticed all of the stuff that I wouldn’t buy when I noticed that they had a beer section.

Well boys and girls, Lew doesn’t drink beer, nor does he really drink much alcohol(seriously I don’t, I’m just crazy as hell), but I decided to stroll through the section. To my delight I found different types of beer that were strange to me like, I had no idea that they made beer out of Jalapeno’s and stuff, the it happened.

All of the other shelves were filled until I reached the end. There in all of it’s glorious wonder was Newton’s Folly Apple Cider Beer. I gazed around and noted that it was a rarity amongst the other beers, shelves almost completely devoid except one sparkling pack. I made a rash decision and took home a six pack, placed them in the fridge and waited.

As a god, I can’t stand waiting, so I decided to sling lightning bolts at the plains dwellers of the serengeti to waste some time. Thoroughly entertained, I had almost forgotten that I was waiting on the beer to chill. I drank two, and ended up in the hospital chained to the bed.

Apparently in my drunken state I had caused the divorce of Ashton and Demi, and Kim Kardashian and that basketball player she married. Sorry about that.

Thought I’d share.

Lew