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From the Desk of Lew Jones

Hello my name is Roberta Phelps and I am Lew Jones’ personal secretary. I will be writing for him as he is not allowed to use his hands for a week before a big show. He wants me to tell you that as the God of Rock he is pleased that you were apt to read his blog. He also wants me to tell you that it is a good thing that you chose to read this blog, because if you hadn’t then you would be in his words “smotten”.

He wants me to tell you that the last time he went to guitar center 46 guitarists were killed when he took off his sunglasses, and the entire store was dead after his own rendition of “Mary had a Little Lamb”. He wants you to know that this means he is in rare form and that when you come to this Mobfest show that you should feel free to take one of the body bags being given out at the door. He continues on to say that when you get downstairs to please wrap yourself in the body bag and zip it up just enough so that you will be able to see the performance and be as comfortable as possible. He says that all the feelings you will feel during this show are natural and that death, like life is but another experience. He asks you to wear the body bags, because this will make it better for the clean-up crew afterwards. He also says that if you stop by a store then please bring adult diapers, because he says this show will make you wet your pants.

Lew would also like to state that there is a new song called Sex on Sunday which will have its debut at Mobfest, and that if you are not at this concert then he will rain down holy anathema upon thee. He also says to have a great day seeing as how he has made it especially for you.

The Mobfest show will be held Thursday, June 24^th The baddest band goes on at 10PM. Be in your body bags on time as the show will not wait for you. 21 & over. Be there or be smotten!!!!!!

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