MOBfest… from the desk of Stefan

Hello all, this is Lew Jones, Stefan’s personal secretary and body guard. Stefan’s fingers are recovering from the sparks that were spewing from his fretboard last night during his incendiary guitar solos that put Kirk Hammett and myself to shame. In fact, Kirk Hammett called me today and officially told me that he’d hand over all his Guitar World reader awards to Stefan. My hands were destroyed too, but only because I tried to pick up Stefan’s guitar in hopes of channeling his talent through osmosis and my hands instantly exploded. I’m using my elbows to type as we speak.

On to the night…

We arrived at Elbo at 7:15 with our police escort and were immediately requested for an interview with Fret12.com in which I talked about being incredible and Stefan talked about things that make sense to people who care about music theory, but nobody does. After the interview, the masses started to arrive, first by 10s, then by 100s, then by 1000s. You’d think Jesus was there. Which he was. In fact, last night was supposed to be the second coming but after seeing Riot Inside, he knew there was hope for mankind.

I, Lew Jones, played incredibly well if I do say so myself. But only with respect to Slash. Stefan played perfectly. With respect to everyone.

Yours truly,

Lewis F. Jones from the desk of Weezy