Our New Guitarist!!!!!!!!

This Monday Riot Inside held auditions for a third guitarist, and after many failed applicants who were just unable to come up to the appropriate level we were able to find a new guy to help shoulder the impossible load of making this band pop. The new guys name is Marco Scutaro and here is the story of his first day as a member of the Riot.

12:00AM   Awakes from a  nightmare and writes the nightmare down in his journal.

                                “I dreamt that Stefan and Lew dressed in kilts broke into my place and proceeded to set the house on fire. In the dream Lew having urged Stefan to light the fire touches me on my left arm burning it. When I awake the same spot where he touched me has a burn similar to the one in the dream”

07:00AM   Wakes up and prepares for a shower when he notices death is already using his bathtub

07:01AM   Foolishly shakes hands with death dies, and is then resurrected shortly afterwards.

07:15AM   Receives information from death that as a new member of the Riot he is forced to live with death for no less than four months until he reaches full band membership.

08:00AM   Tries to drink some water from the faucet and notices that all water in the house has turned to blood.

01:00PM   Walking around downtown he is constantly afflicted with demonic images and the like causing him to go home early.

04:00PM   Walks to train nearly getting hit with car when crossing the street. Looks very much like Stefan driving said vehicle.

06:00PM   Arrives at practice and greets the others upon entering. He proceeds to fool around on his guitar to which Stefan takes this as a personal affront and challenges him to a battle.

07:07PM   After a shredding guitar battle which lasts an hour between Stefan and himself Marco dies.

09:00PM   When arriving at the hospital he is pronounced dead of a face melting nature.

09:01PM   Riot Inside places another ad looking for a new guitarist.

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