Rainy Day Movies

From the Desk of Lewis F. Jones Esq.,

It’s a rainy day in Chicago, which is fucking scary, because it’s December. If another person tells me there’s no such thing as global warming; I shall sticketh mine umbrella up his arse and open it. Speaking of opening umbrellas in peoples asses; I saw “Singing in the Rain” yesterday. Of course there’s no arse opening of umbrellas, but one could only hope. I also watched some Clint Eastwood cowboy films, as they are the shit.

Has any one of you ever seen “A Fistful of Dollars”? Fuck, that’s a good movie! Anyway Clint plays a character known as “the man with no name”. Pretty mysterious huh? It’s very interesting. He was based on a character from the book Yojimbo (you can tell that I read a lot of Wikipedia). Basically, the guy doesn’t speak much, and is highly proficient with a specific weapon. A true badass.

Another film I watched was Battlefield Earth (yes I had nothing to do, I fucked my back up, which you would’ve know if you read my posts), it was horrible. Haha!!! It was so bad that I won’t even talk to you all about it.

Finally, I watched the newer version of True Grit. The John Wayne version had been coming on TCM for awhile now, but I really don’t like the John Wayne cowboy. Many purists will laugh at me, but I don’t care.

Haley Steinfeld was great for her portrayal of a very independent little girl. Jeff Bridges, and Matt Damon were awesome in it too. Watch it, especially since it’s a rainy day.

Adios,
Lewis F. Jones