The Emperor’s New Clothes

Who knew what one pair of pants could do to the world. Newspapers, blogs, websites all dedicating their coverage to one single pair of pants. A local church is even holding a discussion group to talk about them. They’re mystical. Dangerous. Erotic?!? Had I known the backlash I would create from wearing these mighty pants I may have refrained. But what’s done is done. All I can do now is move forward in this world breaking down walls and laying down the hammer of rock in…. “the pants”. If you have the strength and the ability to control your most animalistic impulses, come see what the whole world is abuzz over this Wednesday at Angels and Kings. It is a free show for you and a showcase for Riot Inside. Come one and come all, but beware you have been warned. I nor my pants will be held responsible for what is done to you. See you soon, we’re waiting…..