Touch the Sky!!!!!!!

Greetings and Salutations from the Desk of Lewis F. Jones

Woe be the day that Lew Jones hath wrought (I hope I spelled that right). Anyway, Lew Jones has been laid up(no not laid, as in sex, you nasty thought having people, but honestly from Riot Inside fans, I’d expect nothing less) for the past few days.

I was holding up the sky, because the stories about Atlas were true. In case you didn’t know Atlas was a titan, which is a part of greek mythology that I won’t go into right now. It’s just far too complicated. Anyway his curse was to hold up the sky for all eternity when it was scarred during the battle between the Titans and Gods. Pretty cool stuff. Well anyway, Atlas is a brat, and needed a vacation so I held it up for him, and now my back is injured. I took a few days off from ruling the world in order to catch up on reading.

I read the Stephen King novel “The Mist”. It’s not really a scary book as much as it is a shocker. People get trapped in a store when a mist envelopes their town. They can leave the store whenever they want, but things live out in the mist killing people. It’s pretty interesting. I saw the movie a few months back and decided to order the book, amongst some of his other novels on Amazon. I got Dreamcatcher which is a messed (fucked) up movie about aliens jumping into and out of peoples assholes, and a couple of other things.

By the way, have any of you ordered our album off of Amazon, or iTunes, or CD Baby? Well why the hell not? Stop reading this blog and go out and get it! There are links on this page. Shame on you, shame!… I’m sorry, I get a bit carried away sometimes, but know that I only punish you because I love you.

I’m on a Horse,
Lewis F. Jones