From the Desk of Lew Jones,
Hello, and Merry Christmas my little monsters! Wait, what the fuck? Sorry about that, I was possessed by Lady Gaga for a minute. Anyway Happy Kwanzaa, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Days Off to all the Athiests.
Anyway, off to our weekly discussions.
I was talking to... Read More »
From the Desk of Lewis F. Jones Esq.,
It’s a rainy day in Chicago, which is fucking scary, because it’s December. If another person tells me there’s no such thing as global warming; I shall sticketh mine umbrella up his arse and open it. Speaking of opening umbrellas in peoples asses; I saw “Singing in... Read More »
A good friend of mine and I were shopping at Trader Joe’s yesterday, which is something I said that I would never do. While we were strolling through the aisles I noticed all of the stuff that I wouldn’t buy when I noticed that they had a beer section.
Well boys and girls, Lew doesn’t... Read More »
Greetings and Salutations from the Desk of Lewis F. Jones
Woe be the day that Lew Jones hath wrought (I hope I spelled that right). Anyway, Lew Jones has been laid up(no not laid, as in sex, you nasty thought having people, but honestly from Riot Inside fans, I’d expect nothing less) for the past... Read More »
Funday Monday, or so I have been told. I haven’t written to you since last week for two reasons, of which I will only give you one now and the other at the end of this post. I have just now finished digesting all of the food that I ate on Thanksgiving Day. What’s that... Read More »
You all know what it is. I have an ugly face. Perhaps I was born this way, and it is something that I cannot help, but I am ugly. I have tried all sorts of matter of things, but nothing helps, I am ugly and that is all there is.
How ugly am I? You... Read More »
Greetings and Salutations from the Desk of Lewis F. Jones
Hello my faithful readers. Tomorrow is “Oh Shit!!!” Day (to turkeys and P.E.T.A.), and Thanksgiving (to the rest of us). Let us all have great meals as the lives of the turkey, which I hath created for you, lay dead and stuffed through their assholes... Read More »
Ta-daaaaaa!!!
I’m back, and you don’t even have to thank me. Youre most stupendous host is back on the Riot Site. Now, I know what you’ve been thinking.
“Why doesn’t Lew, the almighty talk to us?” or “Why hath we kept his divine presence from manifesting in fronteth our computer screen?”
Well, it’s simple. I... Read More »
We’ve been climbing the Chicago Rock charts! Up 100 positions in 3 days!
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Greetings Rioters…
With the midnight release of the new cd, 404, just hours away (and already available in the South Pacific and other parts of the world on the other side of the International Date Line), I just wanted to make sure that everyone is aware that they can “test the goods before you buy”... Read More »
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